I don’t know who you are or exactly what you mean, but I’m so sorry that you feel this way…I know it’s stupid and cheesy but the right person is out there for you just waiting to meet you. That’s the way it was for me, and I truly believe that it’s that way for you too. I’m not even exactly sure that you’re looking for anything romantic with me. If so, I can’t offer that, but I can sure as hell be your friend. I’m sorry that’s all I can offer, but there’s really no need to be jealous over a guy like me.
Not sure why I made it this long, but I hope that helps and I hope I don’t come across as an idiot or a jerk.